okay..okay...
i am going to get over it...
let's put my sadness aside...
time for laughter...i guess..
now, i am going to
give you 2 jokes
it may or
may not be funny
first one...
Title: It's the thought that counts
On opening his new store, a man
received a bouquet of flowers.
He became dismayed on
reading the enclosed card,that it
expressed "Deepest Sympathy".
While puzzling over the
message,his telephone rang. It
was the florist, apologising for
having sent the wrong card.
"Oh,it's alright,"said the
storekeeper. "I'm a businessman
and I understand how these
things can happen."
"But,"added the florist,"I
accidentally sent your card to a
funeral party."
"Well, what did it say?" asked
the storekeeper.
" 'Congratulations on your
new location'," was the reply.
haha..funny right?
well,i tink dat
it is funny, though...
ok..the next one...
Title:Getting a helping hand
A person in jail receives a
letter from his wife:
"Dear Husband, I have decided
to plant some lettuce in the back
garden.When is the best time to
plant them?"
The prisoner,not knowing that
the prison guards read all the mail,
replied in a letter:
"Dear Wife,whatever you do,
do not touch the back garden.
That is where I hid all the
money."
A week or so later,he received
another letter from his wife:
"Dear Husband,you wouln't
believe what happened. Some
men came with shovels to the
house and dug up all the back
garden."
The prisoner wrote another
letter back: "Dear Wife,now is the
best time to plant the lettuce."
isn't it funny?
yeah..u may call it lame...
aniwae..now is 10.45pm..
i have finished
doing my homework...
now tired because of
red cross training
just now from 3-6pm
i have my legs aching...
aiyah..sian...sian...
i will post again
if i am free
because my exam
is just next week...
missed my abang a lot...
muakzzz...>.<
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